Dinged by a G-String?

BREAKING NEWS--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. ....Macrida Patterson, 52, ......alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court.

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Rogue sequin to the eye!

And this, my friends,

is yet another reason why sequins

should only be used by professional seamstresses,

or

Drag Queens!

Not to mention @ 52, if you haven't mastered the art of 'using it'

sequins or glitter isn't going to get your 'who-ha' more action.

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