top 49 most influencial men

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2008_top_49/criss-angel-47.html

ok, because we are all dying to know..

these are the top 49 most influencial men

(according to askmen.com)

Chris Angel #47

ok, hes not like.. 'get a fire hose!' kinda hot..

but i would easily be influenced..

because he is hot, and kind of a freak..

which is SO damn hot in its own right.

but you really have to wonder what sex would be like
with a 'magician' ?..

..ropes, handcuffs, i mean.. shitloads of toys ..
Talk about exciting!..

as long as he doesnt just vanish on u

*poof*

right b4 climax.

i do have some discretion with the order of these boys however..

... Ryan Seacrest #44 ???????

what is this world coming to!??!

he could influence me to a good manicure.. AND THATS IT!

~ how did that guy even make the list??

some of the boys.. not so bad..

i was delighted to see Robert Downey Jr. @ #4

not that I'd mind being under his influence at all..

even if he,
 was under the unfluence too. ;)

(all puns completely intended)

couches

This world

is nothing more

than a

never ending

succession

of couches.

Those you

interview on,

sleep on,

fuck on,

dream on.

Each unique in its upholstered horror,

worn thin

and picked apart

by the cat.

So

lift those cushions

if you're looking

for change.

It's waiting for you

to find it

.

                                                                               ~j~

burn

my flesh burns

seeks solace in your hands

torture me

come take me, heal me

however much you want

it's yours

I'll give you entire dictionaries of words

if they could only tell you

of what I feel...

.j.

dessert

always let a man know you expect dessert

vulnerable

Love is not love until love's vulnerable.
~Theodore Roethke

music

if music can sooth a soul

then i am seeking

the perfect patterned recurrence of a beat

to cure this heartache

or

a simple riff

that tells me

u miss me too

.

~j~

story of my life

great lovers

All great lovers are articulate,

and verbal seduction

is the surest road

to actual seduction
~Marya Mannes

simple

I don't want to be tough

And I don't want to be proud

I don't need to be fixed

and I certainly don't need to be found

I'm not lost

I need to be loved

I just need to be loved

.

~j~

secret

EE

where the sun shines

my problem

now what

let loose!

bitch is back

Im a bitch, Im a bitch Oh the bitch is back

Stone cold sober as a matter of fact

I can bitch, I can bitch

'cause Im better than you

Its the way that I move

The things that I do

-Elton John

because

"If I am pressed to say why i loved him,

I feel it can only be explained by replying:

"Because it was he; because it was me""

.-Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592)

honesty

our story

When lovers moan,
they're telling our story.
Rumi

told u so

He's the only one who makes her feel like this
and she can't stand it.
She doesn't want to fall in love because falling hurts
and she can't undo a fall.
But part of her, the bigger part,
knows that she'll fall anyway.
And when he hurts her,
her small part will still say,
"I told you so."

what love is

Love is a temporary madness

It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides.

And when it subsides you have to make a decision.

You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.

Because this is what love is.

Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement,

it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion.

That is just being in love which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over

when being in love has burned away,

and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.

...Captain Corelli's Mandolin

trust

trust 'me'

its the most important lesson

a woman can learn

love is to be tasted

Kisses kept are wasted;

Love is to be tasted.

There are some you love, I know;

Be not loathe to tell them so.

Lips go dry and eyes grow wet

Waiting to be warmly met.

Keep them not in waiting yet;

Kisses kept are wasted.

~Edmund Vance Cooke~

perfect

being perfect...is okay for Barbie

but try to remember

she ended up with a guy

who has plastic balls

love

Love
It makes you so vulnerable.
It forces open your heart and it means someone can get inside.
You spend a lifetime building up all these defenses.
Daily, polishing your armor.
So nothing can hurt you, So no one can hurt you.
then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person,
wanders into your stupid life...
and stupidly your in love.

who i am

I will present you
parts of myself
slowly
if you are patient and tender.
I will open drawers that mostly stay closed
and bring out places and people and things
sounds and smells, loves and frustrations,
hopes and sadnesses, bits and pieces
of three decades of life
that have been grabbed off in chunks
and found lying in my hands.
they have eaten their way into my memory,
carved their way intomy heart.
altogether- you or i will never see them
-they are me.
if you regard them lightly,
deny that they are important
or worse, judge them
i will quietly, slowly, begin to wrap them up,
in small pieces of velvet,
like worn silver and gold jewelry,
tuck them away in a small wooden chest of drawers
and close.

~John T. Wood