words of advice

Hey, boys?
Listen up.
If you're dead set
on emailing or IM-ing the ladies,
please be creative.
Do not send us
messages
that just say,
'HI'
The postman
says 'hi' to us
everyday.
Odds are
we're not fucking him tomorrow, either.
.
~j

*sigh*

Yeah.
 Just That.