My Limit with Green

recycling,.. ok

light bulbs you turn on @ 7am

but never reach full capacity brightness until noon

canceled the newspaper subscription

reading my news online

in hopes to save

a tree

or two
reusable grocery totes

even though

some days I can't find matching socks

or clean underwear

to save my life

but God forbid

I forget the personal grocery totes at home

yes, I may be an asshole for this..

but..

I believe its my God-given right

to have the softest toilet paper available!
Screw You, Planet!

My happy-go-lucky fucking cheery disposition depends on this!

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