Hello World
I’m tipsy again.

I wanted to compose
a decadent ode
to altered states,
so I went looking
for some prolific
artwork
to accompany it.

Instead, I found this.
'Ninja Chicken also
drinks too much.'

I can’t help but wonder.
Without opposable thumbs,
how does our feathery
hero tie his mask?
Obviously, someone does
it for him.
Not much of a Ninja now,
is he?

Small wonder why he drinks.

~j~

..

Hey, you.

Right.

 Listen. 

I just wanna get in your pants. 

Fuck all the wooing and the pretend romance.

So Let's just get naked

 and get it outta the way,

and save all the other bull shit

 for some other day.

~j