Red

Big Bad;

Let's put an end

to all of this

fighting.

How about

we go camping,

instead?

I'd really like

to see you

'pitch a tent'.

With affection;

Little Red.

.

~j~

No-Yoke

A tisket,

a tasket,

I'm putting all of my eggs

into Love's basket.

And,

so help me, God,

if even one of these fuckers

manages to break,

I'll be wicked pissed!

.
~j~

Crime-Scene

Police in Australia are hunting a man who broke into a sex shop and romped with three different blow up dolls. The intruder had his way with three dolls from the Jungle Jane range then dumped them in a nearby alley, reports The Sun."It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shop in Cairns, Queensland."He took the dolls, blew them up and used the dolls then left them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, said. Police officers have taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

~:~:~

Blow up dolls are people too, Damnit!

That's why I never toss any of mine away.

I keep them all in the garage.

God.

I wish I had some place to park my car.

.