Hello God,
It's me. J.
I just wanted to take a moment
to thank you.
You know,
for these boobs
and all the other super girl stuff.
They've served as tremendous promotional devices
and have managed to land me into
almost every emotionally crippling situation
that has ever crossed my path.
I don't think I could have reached
anywhere near this level of `fucked up'
without them
and I owe that all to you.
Amen.
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