How come..

You are the only person

who has the ability

to make me feel

stupid inside.

...you should know,

I
hate
that
girl.

She's Nerdy.

secret

 All day long, 

you're on the tip of my tongue.

 But that's not enough.

 I want you 

all 

over 

it.

~j~

Hopefully Not Lost

You keep having to remind me

that every sign

points to me

as being

'the one'

and I can't help but worry

that

Really, I'm not.

I'm probably

just standing

in front of

somebody else's sign,

again

.

Because,

I've got a really

lousy sense of

direction.

~I want a love ~

I want a love

that I know

exists

because

it's better

than everything

..

and doesn't

leave me wondering

if it exists

because

it's better

than nothing

.

~j~

after-weekend-detox

today

my ambition is nil

perfect detox recipe;

-something salty

-something sweet

-serious-slasher-flixs

repeat.

And I've learned something

Should I ever find myself in a situation

where in a pumpkin headed monster

is looking to bring me down,

I shan't be the girl who will die in her panties and bra

because

I'm just not prone to wandering about deserted cabins in them

I would, however,

be the one

having sex

with someone

in the boat house

after midnight.

Which means

we'd both

be screwed.

Squared.

.

Internet Warning

:~:NEWS FLASH:~:

You have flirted online with this fellow before.

He found your witty banter clever,

and he touched himself.

It's true.

Nice job, Hot Stuff.

.

                                                                  Let me slip into you

for just a few moments...

I want the inside view

of all your electricity

your flash

and bang.
j

if i am yours

if im not the one you run for

not the one for whom you came
why do you take the path that leads to my door

do not confuse me
with something to take for granted

if i am yours
fight like the man you are

love me like you were unafraid
take me home
make me your own
your lover
the enternal yours

if i am yours
fight like the man you are
.

Over

The trouble

with

over

is

it can't be fixed

.

broken

leaves hope for repair

but over

is

over

and

all you have is despair

.

with broken

you hold tight

to the pieces

with hope to be whole

on a forcast

of slim

.

with over

it's chilling

with a cast

of grim

.

~j~

Ladies,...Important History Lessons!

Dearest Anne,

I'm gonna treat you like a queen.

Trust Me.

All my love; Henry VIII

.

~j~

Red

Big Bad;

Let's put an end

to all of this

fighting.

How about

we go camping,

instead?

I'd really like

to see you

'pitch a tent'.

With affection;

Little Red.

.

~j~

No-Yoke

A tisket,

a tasket,

I'm putting all of my eggs

into Love's basket.

And,

so help me, God,

if even one of these fuckers

manages to break,

I'll be wicked pissed!

.
~j~

Crime-Scene

Police in Australia are hunting a man who broke into a sex shop and romped with three different blow up dolls. The intruder had his way with three dolls from the Jungle Jane range then dumped them in a nearby alley, reports The Sun."It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shop in Cairns, Queensland."He took the dolls, blew them up and used the dolls then left them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, said. Police officers have taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

~:~:~

Blow up dolls are people too, Damnit!

That's why I never toss any of mine away.

I keep them all in the garage.

God.

I wish I had some place to park my car.

.

My Kryptonite

I have no idea what it is about this lil' tune.

Get's me

 every. single.  time.

Dark Blues Bar 

sliding and moving close to someone,

who 'puts you in the mood'

feeling their body and hands move and suggest

and hold on to the places you like best

a good whiff of hopeful cologne on their neck

the taste of an intoxicating drink on their breath

Ugh

I go weak in the knees.

~j

(Pause Player at bottom of blog for full listening enjoyment)

~Polaroid~

just a glimpse
of you

and im paralyzed

a brief look at a moment in time

no sound

no scent

but i study every inch

trying to take in all i can

damn

i
really

hate

being

a moth to your
 flame

but your such

a

fucking

bonfire

to my vanities

i

cant

help

myself
.
~j~

Long Ago

Long ago 

a little girl, 

with crayons bright,

 she made a world on sheet of paper, 

stark and white, 

stick of princess and her knight.

 His horse was pink, 

her dress, blood red,

 he with dark hair 

on his head

 and in the corner she wrote 

`LOVE' 

then scribbled stars and moon 

above.

 Decades come, decades pass.

 The little girl? A comely lass.

 She finds her picture,

 torn and tattered,

 long after knights have ceased to matter.

 Silently, with fingertip,

 she traces 

`LOVE' 

then touches lips,

 for she, this damsel in distress, 

could still use the rescue.

 [she has the dress]

~j~

dusting

it seems as if i never come here anymore

not because it's gone

it's all still here

still dancing

between all the glittering words

in my head

and in my heart

i just seem to stop short

of expressing it out loud lately

~

there's a world out there

and i really hate missing out

on just one damned minute of it

~

i'll never be an easy heart to navigate

and i'll never have nothing to express
 or create
or vent about

~

i am still haunted by certain hues

but it will NEVER stop me

from continuing to color my world

No Apologies

Without apologies

a list of what I want

~:~

Crazy laughter between sheets

fingers laced when crossing streets

Pink Carnations instead of Roses

'Lets do that!' and not 'Supposes'

quiet nights and scented candles

a man who's strong and hard to handle

someone smart and intellectual

but for when I'm ineffectual

a tender lover, yet a beast

with stroking hands and biting teeth

acceptance pure and without measure

to be recognized as treasure

to be thought of every minute

if I'm out,.. or if I'm in it

to be the source of inspiration

and endless nights of perspiration

careless kisses when forbidden,

..just a love that can't be hidden.
~j

Lost Art

Kissing is such an art

I can be so seduced by just a kiss

a little kiss

soft and sweet to the touch 

a slight tease of flesh 

like a complete masquerade to the senses

but just enough to entice you

  and fill you with need

to rip through their divinity 

or

 something more beautiful and poetic

like a dance with lyric and rhythm 

just enough movement and tension

to create cadence 

with your hands and body

an arousal and invitation to play

both passionate and tempestuous

and of course

 the kind of kiss where your completely unaware

of where your other body parts even are

a kiss so stimulating 

his hands need not even be on you

your body already a complete tremble

all your senses on fire

you losing oxygen, full of heat, 

and he, 

your ignition

tasting his every intention

his every dirty thought

his seduction now his conquest

every gesture of his mouth

 a language all its own

filled with words that would burn a page

~j

~wisdom~

"...wisdom comes to us when it can no longer do any good."

~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez 'Love in the Time of Cholera'

all the right keys

 Every night you send a song 

that guides me home. 

You're quite the pianist 

on the keys in my head.

So Please

 Play something again for just me.

~j~

Hanging by the phone

 Hey, it's me.

 Listen, I'm sorry. 

For everything I said and, 

more so, for everything I didn't say.

 I'm trying to trust you, it's just that...

 [click] 

Hey, me again.

 Shocker. 

Your phone cut me off. 

Okay, where was I? 

Right. I'm sorry.

 Wait, what if you didn't get that first message at all?

 Now I just sound stupid.

 Okay, okay...

I found your spare keys and I thought you might...

 [click]

 Fuck!

Oh, hey. Um, found your keys. 

They were in that box of albums 

and other things I wasn't sure if you wanted

 But, I figured you'd want at least them back so,

if you want, 

just give me a call and...

 [click] 

Hey. 

Apparently your phone knows something I don't know.

 I've got your fucking keys,

 if you need them, 

Call me

~j~

flow

Some say

memories flow

to me,

it's more like

occasional....thick.... glops
~j

.write.

::::

It's not enough that I stand waist deep. 

You would have me drown in you. 

~j~

lyric

~ You Can Pin And Mount Me Like A Butterfly~

~The Smiths~

Leaping

The Universe doesn't just let what you wish for
 fall right into your lap.

First, you have to recognize it.

Stand up, put forth effort, work.

Take leaps of faith.

There may be hurdles,
 there may be blessings.

This isn't because the Universe is cruel.

The Universe is smart.

It has it's own cat-string theory,
 and is well aware,

We don't appreciate things that just fall into our laps.

Damn Universe.
~j

Im just a girl.

Not a beautiful girl.

Not a show stopping,
wow,

look at her,

how can I meet her,

kind of girl.

Not a gorgeous girl.

Not a must have

her phone number,

gotta take her out

for a drink,

need to fuck her

kind of a girl.

Just a girl.

Just a make you laugh,

love you hard,
fuck you harder,

totally unfiltered,

hold nothing back,
love you like no other,

kind of a girl.
.j.

words of advice

Hey, boys?
Listen up.
If you're dead set
on emailing or IM-ing the ladies,
please be creative.
Do not send us
messages
that just say,
'HI'
The postman
says 'hi' to us
everyday.
Odds are
we're not fucking him tomorrow, either.
.
~j

*sigh*

Yeah.
 Just That.

i like words

I like words.

They make sense to me.

and when they feel good,

Its like someone who knows
 exactly where to put their hands.

When articulated well,

and sprinkled with intention

for the heart or seduction

it feels as lovely as

a weightless naked body

swimming

under water

.

~j

writer

I wish you cared more about what I write.

Because,

In my soul, words ring so true.

Sometimes nothing to do with us,

or sometimes all about you.

Words are like setting free a bird,

from a rusted cage.

Healing a mighty scrape,

with a magical band-aid.

I choose them wisely,

so please read between them with care.

Without my words
 on sheet of paper,

they are simply too hard
for me to share.

Just please,
please,

see how I write my words so true

for I have fifty-million ways
 to express how I feel for you.

.

~j~

Greg Laswell - Comes and Goes (In Waves)

Because it really does

come and go in waves.

something

Sarah Found a way to beat airline luggage restrictions.

~

crazy cats and commas

Ok, Yeah,... so I took a break from writing

I was starting to worry

in regards to my writing,..

I was like the crazy cat lady,

but with commas ..

instead of kittens.

dying to..

escape

semiautomatic

New Addition

See this guy above?,..well,
He was a purchase that finally arrived

.. On a day he felt fitting to come..

..and..

just when I needed reminding

on my journey through this life

to take more time

to just be still.

~:~

To Much To Ask For?

Hearts on Fire

Love is a fire.
But whether it is going
to warm your heart
or
burn down your house...
...you can never tell
.
~unknown~

(but I need this shit stitched on a pillow!)

Some days your not Blue - your Pink

mind

-:~:-

Au wa wakaré no hajimé.

(Meeting is only the beginning of separation)

Regret and desire are equally vain

in this world of impermanency;

for all joy

is the beginning of an experience

that must have its pain

~Japanese Buddhist Proverb

eat, pray, love

"People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants.

But a true soul mate is a mirror,

the person who shows you everything that is holding you back,

the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet,

because they tear down your walls and smack you awake.

But to live with a soul mate forever?

Nah. Too painful.

Soul mates,

they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you,

and then leave.

A soul mates purpose is to shake you up,

tear apart your ego a little bit,

show you your obstacles and addictions,

break your heart open so new light can get in,

make you so desperate and out of control

that you have to transform your life..."

~Elizabeth Gilbert

(Eat, Pray, Love)

life lately

let go

Some people believe

that holding on & hanging in

are signs of GREAT strength

...however...

there are times

when it takes MORE strength

....to just let go.........

~unknown~

the humidity must make me crabby

I am the only person

( and when I say Person, I mean *Domestic Diva*)

who is pissed off @ Kelly Ripa and Electrolux?

You know that commercial?,...

...yeah, yeah,..

I don't catch many commercials either ever since the DVR was invented

(and I gained 2 kids and a husband)

..BUT..

Have you seen any of the Electrolux commercials with Kelly Ripa?

You know, the ones where she manages her high pressure job(s),

makes cupcakes,

has a dinner party, washes, folds and puts away clothes,

makes chocolate strawberries,

hosts a sleepover..

and a birthday party for a dog,...

all while never breaking a sweat,

or stopping to shove 4 oreos in her mouth

to gain that 3pm sugar rush

that helps sail you smoothly into 8:30 ice cream overdose,

not to mention,...all while weighing in at a meek 98lbs of perfection

and not a Damn hair extension out of place,

all set to the Bewitched theme...!?!??

I mean, ..What the hell?

Now, I never really considered myself a harsh feminist.

I'm still impressed by a man who offers to carry my luggage,

offers me a his seat on a full train/bus ride,

or opens a door for me here or there,

.. or brings me flowers at the drop of a 'hanky'.

Actually that last part was a lie.

Nobody has ever brought me flowers spontaneously.

That's only happened after arguments,

wrong doings and slightly broken spirits.

And I'm not sure I'd care for them otherwise.

You would get a better (sexual) response

from bringing me a fresh drink with a lime.

BUT ANYWAYS~

Am I the only one who sees these as a giant feminist backlash?

Can you possibly shove the 'be more amazing' down our throats any harder???

THIS IS A WRONG TURN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE!

I am saying that when a high profile woman like this,

and a multi-million dollar company

tells us that we need to

"be more amazing"

"because they make it effortless"

and we are all OK with that...

then we are doing it wrong.

The LAST THING being a mother/homemaker/ stay at home mom/dad is

is EFFORTLESS.

But you keep playing those commercials Electrolux,

.. and while your at it

can you photo shop Kelly's teeth whiter,

.. because I don't think we have enough depression,

anxiety, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, isolation, etc. in America.

So Kelly, you tell Fido Happy Birthday!.. and keep being "more amazing,"

I'll be over here yelling at my kids

and looking for tonights Baseball Jersey in my

DIRTY laundry pile.

Oh and Electrolux?

If you want my undivided and un-cynical attention,

and my hard earned dollars

spent on your over-priced hunks of steel and plastic,

how about showing a man using them?

.............

* magic *

I'm convinced

you have

*magic*

in your fingertips

because

I can feel it leak out

all over my skin

every time

you touch me

*

Joss Stone Therapy

Go Here --> http://youtu.be/mX9lVj637LY

Therapy

='s

Singing this sexy, soulful tune

at the top of your lungs

in your underwear.

*rinse & repeat*